Okay, yeah I know that the Spice Girls are long gone (thankfully) and this topless photo of Victoria Beckham just proves it. I was hiding out in the bushes at a local celebrity resort the other day and saw Victoria Beckham lying out topless by the pool and decided to take a shot. I only tool one photo of her tits because???. well she is definitely not worth more than that. I have to say I was pretty disappointed in her and her tits. She has really gone down hill a lot since the Spice Girls days. She used to be hot but now her and her tits look they are ready for some major plastic surgery. Maybe I am being just to hard on old Victoria so you guys do me a favor and let me know what you think when you see this photo. I mean I wouldn???t turn her down if I had a couple of beers but I dang you would think with all of her money that she could at least try to take care of herself. Okay, I am going to go watch the paint try at my neighbor???s place because it is much more exciting than looking at Victoria Beckham naked. Later dudes, CE

Victoria Beckham has been offered a playboy photo shoot by Hugh Hefner. There???s no information about if she accepted the offer yet but I think it???s a good chance for her to demonstrate that she looks really awful naked.

Bridget Marquardt, one of Hugh Hefner???s playmates says:

???She should do a pictorial with us. We???ve got big plans for her. I think she???s going to fit in fine ??? they???re both gorgeous.???

looks really awful! Do not trust me? Actually, I???ve never seen Victoria naked but according to her own words:

???I???ve got so much saggy skin on my stomach and I???ve got no bum at all. I might fit into jeans but, trust me, I look really awful naked.???

As for me I would prefer to see her naked than her husband.

Anyway, Victoria if you say it ??? prove it! Come on! Show us how exactly awful you look naked!