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Paris Hilton Wins the Nipple Slip Award

Well I don???t know if that???s official or not but it sure does seem to be that Paris Hilton has had more nipple slips than anyone else in Hollywood. That girl can???t seem to keep her tits in her shirt if her life depended on it. Maybe Paris will learn how to avoid nipple slips while she is in prison for 23 days. I still think it???s funny that they are locking her up. I even heard that there is ???lock Paris up??? petition going around the internet. But of course I am not complaining a bit that she shows her tits and ass all the time that???s for sure. Even though we have all seen Paris Hilton???s tits, ass and everything else before it???s always nice to see it again and I am sure all you guys would agree with me on that. So if you think that Paris Hilton should win the nipple slip award then let me hear from you. Okay, I am off to the beach to go catch some rays. Later all! CE

This entry was posted at May 29th, 2007. 7:08 am and is filed under Paris Hilton. You can follow any responses (0)

Paris Hilton Has Shows Her Ass

I swear if I had a nickel for every time that Paris Hilton has showed her ass or tits in public then I would be a millionaire. I used to honestly get excited about getting pictures of Paris Hilton???s tits and ass but now it just seems like a daily event for me. I was recently at a fashion show where Paris Hilton was the guest of honor and of course she came up on stage looking drunk or on drugs like usual. Of course I might be wrong considering her normal look is pretty similar to the way most people look when they are drunk or high. So anyway Paris got up on stage to talk about some fashion stuff that was completely boring and once again gave us all a nice upskirt panty shot from the front and then turned around and showed everybody her ass cheeks when she went to hug some guy on stage. Dang is she just dumb or what. Eventually people are going to get tired of her but for now I guess we will just keep looking at her tits and ass. Okay dudes, I am out of here to get a haircut. Later CE

This entry was posted at April 5th, 2007. 7:14 am and is filed under Paris Hilton. You can follow any responses (0)

Paris Hilton Has Another Nipple Slip

Yeah I know it; Paris Hilton has more nipple slips than most women have hair on their head. I do not know what her problem is with keeping her clothes on but she definitely has given me a lot to take photos of over the past few years. So the other night I was just chilling out at local outdoor caf?� when Paris Hilton pulls up with some friends. She opened the door and looked sober (it was still 8:00 in the evening, she must have just woken up) and didn???t seem to be acting like her stupid self usually does. I thought that I could get a few shots of her any way just for the heck of it and wouldn???t you know that dumb bimbo had another nipple slip right before my eyes. I know her nipple slips are getting a little old to some of you guys buy she just makes them so easy for me to get that I can???t resist. So hopefully there are still a lot of my loyal fans out there who love to see Paris naked no matter how many times I have to get photos of her. So enjoy another hot shot of Paris???s tits and I am out of here. Later CE

This entry was posted at March 14th, 2007. 6:59 am and is filed under Paris Hilton. You can follow any responses (0)

Good Paris Hilton Upskirt Ass Shot

Oh yeah!! You know it is not every day that you can get an upshot skirt of Paris Hilton???s ass so I have to say I feel pretty accomplished about this one. You know I used to think Paris Hilton was always making these bloopers in public because she wanted the attention but now I think that she is just too stupid to realize what she is doing. I was hanging out at a popular night club in Beverly Hills the other night and saw Paris walking in and acting like she was in outer space somewhere like usual. Her and I have had a few run-ins before so she knows who I am but thankfully she was talking to much to notice that I was sitting near the steps that she was about to go up and of course she was wearing her usual skimpy clothes. So as soon as she started up the steps I got a nice shot of her ass when she went to bend over. I am really happy Paris Hilton has no brain because if she actually did then we would not get to photograph her so much naked. So enjoy a nice shot of Paris Hilton???s ass and never forget the advantages of having bimbos in the world. Later CE

This entry was posted at March 9th, 2007. 8:28 am and is filed under Paris Hilton. You can follow any responses (0)

Paris Hilton Has Another Nipple Slip

Yeah I know, we have seen Paris Hilton???s tits splattered all over the internet but one more boob shot can never hurt especially when she doesn???t expect it. I saw Paris Hilton walking along the sidewalk with some friends the other night and I immediately closed in on her so I could take some photos. Well the stupid blond bimbo in an attempt to cover face bent forward and showed me her tit instead. Heck, I don???t care for Paris???s face that much at all so it I was more than happy to get this tit shot of her. As you know it is my job to embarrass this Hollywood elites. Her tits are small but for some reason they really do look nice. So I hope you guys enjoy this tit shot of Paris Hilton and just remember that the dumber they are the easier it is to photograph them naked. Alright dudes, I have got to go do some grocery shopping. Keeping it real, CE

This entry was posted at February 12th, 2007. 7:27 am and is filed under Paris Hilton. You can follow any responses (0)

New Paris Hilton Sex Video Found

Yep, she is at it again. Our favorite little rich girl Paris Hilton just loves being in front of the camera and of course we are always happy to see her with her clothes and even happier to see her without them. Check out these latest photos of her from her new video that surfaced recently. I just wonder how many times she has been done and by how many guys. I bet she could beat the record of most porn stars even. What do you guys think? That is one hot girl and every time I see her and just cant help but start to sweat. I just wish I could take the credit for finding this tape. I will have to give this credit to the guys at Egotastic.com. Of course I have a few ideas of my on how to find some more steamy footage of Paris because I know there is a ton of it out there and of course if any of you guys have any ideas then bring them on. Okay guys, I think I am going to need a nice cold shower after some of these photos so I am out of here. Keeping the pedal to the metal. Later, CE

This entry was posted at January 31st, 2007. 6:30 am and is filed under Paris Hilton. You can follow any responses (0)

I Love Paris ;)

This entry was posted at January 27th, 2007. 3:46 pm and is filed under Paris Hilton. You can follow any responses (0)

Celebutard - Paris Hilton

Who is it? According to urbandictionary.com

Celebutard is a famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

Celebutard Paris Hilton got the name of her own video game wrong.

It’s no wonder that Paris Hilton is featured in the example! She’s the most stupidest celebrity of nowadays!

Paris Hilton is a Celebutard